Tags: squishee

21 Jun 2005, Comments (0)

You can’t make this stuff up

Author: Helen

Spotted by an eagle eye at a LAN Downunder.

Jayant Patel starting a Quick-E-Mart?

(Here’s the council minutes)

Oh OK, it’s Quick Mart, but near enough.

And OK, he only left Australia last April. Perhaps he knew his days were numbered and was, y’know, going on little business trips to set up a little business for himself.

Who needs the Quick E Mart?
The floors are sticky mart
Let’s hurl a bricky mart,
Who needs the Quick E Mart?… Iiiiii dooooooo

…Dear God, what’s in that squishee?….