Tags: spambot

6 May 2007, Comments Off on You used to give me roses

You used to give me roses

Author: Helen

When P@ris Hilt0n was sentenced to 45 days’ jail, amid interjections from her mum which showed clearly the contempt she has for the justice system, her lawyer was heard to say:

…the sentence was “uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous.”

“I think she’s singled out because of who she is,” Weitzman said.

The callous solipsism of privileged people in the US knows no bounds. There are other groups of people who, it’s been shown, really do get singled out because of who they are. But they’re not white celebrities.

While surfing the distasteful “celebrity” news sections for this item, I learned that Br1tney Spe@rs is planning to call her unborn sprog Jailynn, apparently. You just can’t write satire about these people.
Update: Time taken for some spambot to find this and trackback to its “blog”, “Parishiltonjailblog.com”: about twenty minutes.

Crossposted at Road to Surfdom

17 Oct 2006, Comments Off on Oh, look, I’ve got a new blog.

Oh, look, I’ve got a new blog.

Author: Helen

Oh, no, I haven’t.

This fecking spambot company takes bits out of your blog and posts it on a new botblog whose only reason for existence appears to be spam.

” Cartoon vet” (expertgardenadvice.com/blogs/cartoon-vet/282/)
steals this post. (No Link for You, Mr Spambot! although I’m sure, like the lowlife who has attached himself like a leech to Amptoons, Mr Spambot benefits from the Cast Iron link in some way.) If you go back to expertgardenadvice.com, it’s even weirder.

“Hills Hoist” (hills-hoist.jttips.com/3792/) steals this post, as well as someone else’s fascinating technical treatise on the tensile properties, load restrictions and other properties of Hills Hoists.

I can’t even work out what the hell these pseudoblogs are trying to do. I can’t find any pr0n links or anything.

Oh the joy. No point in complaining because, unfortunately, you can’t argue with a spambot.