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Yes, it’s official!

Principal Skinner: “We have no funds for extracurricular programs. Are you willing to spend an extra $1.27 in taxes per year to fund these programs?”
Homer: [spitting in disgust] “No! I’m saving up for a speedboat!”

The Howard Government’s expected generous tax hand-out in next month’s budget faces a sceptical electorate, with 75 per cent of voters saying they would prefer more spending on services to tax relief.