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10 Apr 2007, Comments Off on We will fight them on the keyboards; we will fight them on the couches; We will never surrender!

We will fight them on the keyboards; we will fight them on the couches; We will never surrender!

Author: Helen

It’s times like these I really want a magic wand.

A magic wand, so that when I read piffle like this from the likes of Malkin, Barnett, Derbyshire and “Rob”, and all the rest of the keyboard kommandos, mousepad marines, wikipedia warriors, cursor captains, paralinkers and swivel-chair generals”, I can magick them into the bodies of actual captives in a real-life hostage situation like this.

If I’m feeling nice, I’ll magick them a clean pair of trousers in a couple of days.
 
 
Crossposted at Road to Surfdom