Which would you rather: get eaten alive by carnivorous ants, or bitten by a vampire.
[Temporarily forgetting the eternity-of-undeadness thing, which would be a real bummer]: Bitten by a vampire.
But what if the vampire had really really blunt teeth?
[Thinks]: I’ll still take the vampire, thanks.
How about, if the vampire had really worn old teeth and had to gum on you for hours?
What was the choice again?