Buon Natale! Look at us! We are so much happier than you! We are so much prettier than you! Our passion is so strong that everything is red, yes?
He is going to unwrap something now, I think. But it isn’t a present, no?
Merry Christmas to all, please don’t get killed on the road. Please do eat too much of the wrong things and get pleasantly shitfaced somewhere where you don’t have to drive afterwards. Don’t drown or get eaten by sharks. Use sunscreen. I think I’ve pretty much covered everything… Take a hanky… Beware of strangers…
See you in 2007.