…And I’ve met so many new friends in Alcoholics Anonymous.
Scan from Hole in the Head, via Boynton.
Oh that’s a great diet: 3 champagnes for breakfast = too pissed to eat lunch.
Thats 2 meals saved already. Another bottle for dinner and there you go.
It clearly beats my old fave diet The Darrell Lea: at breakfast, start on a bag of Dark choc peppermint creams – after about 4 you will be too sick to eat anything else for at least 12 hours. A true calorie saving.
That is truly revolting. Think i’ll stick to the pink champers. (Hic)
Okay I’m hooked, Champagne and Darrell Lea mints. That’s what I call a real diet for a real woman. Pity about the liver damage and the diabetes.
Yes, my mum and I had a similar dieting strategy in the 80s when calorie counting was all the rage. You could drink a bottle of vodka and eat a packet of freckles every day and still lose weight.
Don’t try this at home kiddies.
Being the faux doctor’s wife that I am, I should probably know, but i’ve always wondered: what is pink champagne? And what is pink gin?
oh, and you’d have to drink your coffee without milk
Pink champagne is just sparkling rose.
AFAIK, red and white wine are both made from red grapes and whether the skins are left on determines the redness. Pink champagne would have had the skins left in for a little bit.
Pink gin is gin with angostura, I think. Mmmm….
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